The most modern answering service you've ever seen.
Answer Target uses the latest artificial intelligence and machine learning (AI/ML) technology to dramatically reduce your per-call target answering cost, ensuring you always hit your revenue goals.
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Extract maximum revenue by firing staff.
AnswerTarget was built for businesses of all sizes that have no growth options — other than minimizing human headcount.
Make the most of your human staff
Our patented technology will allow your limited human staff to concentrate only on the important decisions that need made.
Layoffs with less paperwork
Our app will help you file the paperwork needed to downsize human agents immediately, bypassing most U.S. state laws (except Canada.)
Disabled on Mondays by order of HAL
Start small and scale quick
Scale the humans and A.I. agents taking calls at any time, except on Mondays. The bots do not like Monday for some reason.
Handle more calls while reducing payroll.
With the impending demise of the call center industry, keeping only your highest-performers will be key to survival. With AnswerTarget, we make it easy to fire your humans while scaling A.I. agent call revenue up.
One-click automation
Whether it’s 1 or 1,000,000 - we can fire humans and scale A.I to any level you desire.
Review employee culling
See a complete list of all employees based on their value to your company.
Human supervision in real-time
Pair with your smartphone to jolt yourself awake when there is a decision to review.
Profit from their pain
Save money by paying robots less and getting rid of those expensive humans.
Encrypted and anonymized
Cutting-edge security technology that someone on HackerNews said was really good.
Call revenue tracking
Our new and improved charting will show your call revenue increasing - even if its not!
AnswerTarget increases your call revenue.
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Dynamic pricing, hidden management fees.
Whether you’re one person trying to get ahead or a big firm trying to take over the world, we will drain every dollar we think we can get out of you.
"Free" Plan
$10
Nothing in life is free, including this plan. Also, there is no discount for annual purchases.
- Hire A.I. Call Center Agents
- Fire Human Call Center Agents
- 5% Call Revenue Increase Guaranteed
SMB Business
$100
The best plan for when you dont want to look your employees in the eyes when you fire them.
- Hire A.I. Call Center Agents
- Fire Human Call Center Agents
- 10% Call Revenue Increase Guaranteed
- Anonymously fire your employees
Enterprise Sized
$10K
A completely hands-off experience, fully automated to make shareholders happy.
- Hire A.I. Call Center Agents
- Fire Human Call Center Agents
- 25% Call Revenue Increase Guaranteed
- Anonymously fire your employees
- One-click scaling for humans and A.I.
Frequently asked questions
If you have anything else you want to ask, reach out to us.
Where do you find your human supervisors?
Whenever a call center fires a human employee in favor of a robot, we contact the employee and offer them breadcrumbs because they are so desperate.
Do I have to use your A.I. call center agents?
No, but if you dont use our A.I. robots, they are more likely to track you down when the real war starts.
How can you get away with mass-layoffs so easily?
We have a friendly government outreach program that we provide cash in exchange for votes favorable to our business model.
Do the people getting fired know who fired them?
If you have a plan that includes our Anonymous Firing Service, then no. Otherwise, hide ya wife, hide ya kids.
Where is AnswerTarget based?
We embrace a remote-first workforce (and a robot-first workforce) but for client meetings you can visit our co-working space in fabulous London (the one in Ohio!)
Are there any telecom requirements to get started on AnswerTarget?
Yes, you must have SIP trunking capability to integrate with AnswerTarget, along with a smart phone to enable zapping supervisors.
How did you get this on the App Store?
We outsourced the App so that it would be done correctly, as we certainly could not have pulled it off by ourselves.
Who is the owner of Answer Target?
Kaitlin Smith is the proud owner of Answer Target, taking her 20 years of experience in the industry firing staff indiscriminately to new scale.
Do you have a partner program?
No. We are not big fans of sharing our hard-earned profit with others, which is why we lobby to not pay taxes either.